Morning Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I felt like a champion because I was figuring shit out. I was a doer and a getter-doner, and it was okay to be…

— Dee Williams

“I had a dream about you. We were at a buffet, but instead of eating food, we were forced to eat our words. You…

— Jarod Kintz

“Victory! As I cried into my ice cream every night.”

— Rachel Higginson

“Make sure you embrace days more than a jar does mayonnaise.”

— Noah Nichols

“I let the food speak for itself and the food always wins...”

— Rachel Frank

“Part of me wants to turn him into hamburger and part of me doesn't want to beat up somebody who's taped to a tree.”

— Audrey Niffenegger

“I used to be a butcher. She used to come into my store. Every week I would set apart the best piece of meat…

— Brandon Stanton

“If you could jerk off to something else, like a hamburger, could you imagine the delight in being alive?”

— Jonathan Goldstein

“I made an egg salad sandwich and took a bite of it over the open silverware drawer. A piece of egg salad fell in…

— Nicholson Baker

“I got my hands under the breasts, lifted them. Tons of meat. Meat without mouth or eye. MEAT MEAT MEAT. i slammed it into…

— Charles Bukowski

“One warrior punches his fist into a waiter's stomach and pulls out a stringy, bloody mass that can only be his intestines. He drapes…

— Susan Ee

“Just because I'm hungry doesn't mean I'm going to fall in love with a hamburger.”

— Ruth Harris