Gift Quote by Jarod Kintz

“All gifts are riddles, all lives/are in the middle of mother-lives.”

— Brenda Shaughnessy

“my grandmother has given me her own version of the precious gift: the most precious gift any teenager coul ask for: MY GRANDMOTHER HAS…

— Meg Cabot

“…it was the thought of using you, your body, as my own personal magical sperm repository for the rest of our lives.”

— Penny Reid

The best gift in life is the one your mother gave you.

— Anonymous

“What a gift to have a son.”

— Diane Mott Davidson

“Begin accepting the gift now, and have every beautiful and good thing in life — and then share.”

— Bryant McGill

“I adore my mother, but I fear for her. She seems helpless, caught in the vortex of my father's dark moods and unpredictable behavior.…

— Kristen Iversen

No gift to your mother can ever equal her gift to you LIFE!

— Anonymous

“I'm full of surprises. I'm also full of semen—and sometimes that's the surprise.
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— Jarod Kintz

“May 9, 1989 Again this year I made Mom a Mother's Day card. It reads: M is for the Morbid things you showed me,…

— David Sedaris

“As was your mother, you have been given the fatal gift of genius. Because of it, your life will not be an easy one…

— Alan Bradley

“Let the voices of all mothers be heard, as we come to honor the gift of Motherhood.”

— Eleesha