Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““The legend of Sam, the homosexual hermaphrodite. (The impossibility is half possible!)”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Sam faced something he had never conceived of in all his life—the triumph of calumny.” — Christina Stead Copy Share Image
“He suddenly recalled from Plato's Symposium: People were hermaphrodites until God split them in two, and now all the halves wander the world over… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
“He suddenly recalled the famous myth from Plato's Symposium: People were hermaphrodites until God split them in two, and now all the halves wander… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
“She had believed she could love Sam and not pay the price. Everything has a price, she'd once been told by a Spidersilk merchant… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“So long as Sam wanted to take it up the ass with another dick in his mouth instead of politely pounding a pussy, he… — Heidi Cullinan Copy Share Image
“Sam. I've got news for you. Not every childhood trauma can be healed by finding the right penis." Sam looked devastated. He opened and… — Anne Tenino Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Koepple, if God wants me to have a man in my life, He’s going to have to have him walk right through that front door.--Sam from Second Chances” — P.J. Fiala Copy Share
“If there is a greatest destroyer of the Self (the Soul), it is sexuality.” — Dada Bhagwan Copy Share Image
“Didn’t he know that heterosexuals needed to breed so homosexuals could even exist?” — Christopher Bram Copy Share Image
“When Sam produced two swimsuits from his backpack, I could have kissed him. (FYI, I didn’t.)” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Philosophy is an infertile hybrid. Life is a prolific hermaphrodite.” — Raheel Farooq Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
