Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““The abbreviation for Brazil, BRA, makes me think of breasts. I have no idea why.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Most people don’t realize that the breast can indicate one’s nationality.” — Jacqueline Druga Copy Share Image
“I didn't want to wear the bra I'd discarded last night;it was filthy and reeked of perspiration. Not that I was pleased my breasts… — Christina Garner Copy Share Image
“I hate that word boobs. I wish people wouldn't say it, especially girls. It's like calling your own body stupid.” — Betty Miles Copy Share Image
“I have a double-breasted suit. It’s got four nipples stitched on the front (two are faux nipples).” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I love women’s breasts. I love how they don’t blink when I stare at them.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It's all fun and games until you have a bad sports bra that causes your boobs to chafe.” — Dawn Dais Copy Share Image
“That he found me clear across the country seems more miraculous than a push-up bra.” — Anna Banks Copy Share Image
“Why is it called a Wonder Bra? A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
