Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Strawberries are so red they make me feel 33% patriotic.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“You still smell like strawberries, and it’s breaking my heart.” — Charles Sheehan-Miles Copy Share Image
“Ripe strawberries hung from the little plants, row after row. They gleamed like baubles, bright and red among the leaves, weighing down their stalks.” — Odo Hirsch Copy Share Image
“I’m only 33% patriotic, because I don’t bleed red, white, and blue. I only bleed red. But I pee white and my balls are… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“...anyone who thinks that all fruits ripen at the same time as strawberries, knows nothing of grapes.” — Paracelsus Copy Share Image
“Well, if you asked me what my favorite fruit was before last night, I would've said strawberries. But that's cuz I didn't know oranges… — Cassie Mae Copy Share Image
“You might think there is nothing more patriotic than dying for your country, but I think there is nothing more patriotic than living for… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I just blend a bag of frozen strawberries with a peeled navel orange and a squeeze of lemon.” — Joel Fuhrman Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
