Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Spiders are my kryptonite. Also, neon green crystals are my kryptonite. ”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
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“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
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