Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Spain is 4/5ths pain and 1/5th S. I drank that fifth, and I loved S.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“It was a very Corsican wine and you could dilute it by half with water and still receive its message.” — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“„Silas, it's not even five.” I moaned. „Rule numero uno this summer, it's five o'clock somewhere.” — Adriane Leigh Copy Share Image
“God, she detested tequila. In fact, while every part of her ached and death seemed so close, she detested everything. Except Tylenol. All she… — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
“For one person who likes Spain there are a dozen who prefer books on her.” — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“Funerals in México are also about drowning sorrow with liquor. The coffee is spiked with tequila” — Rigoberto González Copy Share Image
“Mira, I wanna tell you something. I ain't got time to tell you what I should've when I had time, but I dig you… — Piri Thomas Copy Share Image
“I am an alcoholic. I’m the first to admit that. I can’t drink at all. One drink is too many and a thousand’s not… — Donna Tartt Copy Share Image
“Spanish girls make wonderful wives. I've never had one so I know.” — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“After all, as Franco would dictate, everyone was going to lose their money at some point. You may as well do so half drunk… — Christopher Byford Copy Share Image
“She tasted like strawberries and wine. So, so sweet and harmfully intoxicating. I was fully drunk on her. Head foggy by her lips, body… — Sarah A. Bailey Copy Share Image
“Day drinking?” she said, mock offended. “It’s not day drinking if I start after five,” — Blake Pierce Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
