Riding a bicycle Quote by Jarod Kintz

“The guy who doesn't wear a seat belt doesn't wear a condom. You should put one on.”

— Chris Kasparoza

“Having sex on a motorcycle wouldn’t only be exciting, it’d be dangerous. What if while we were parked we got broadsided by a speeding…

— Jarod Kintz

“When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race.”

— H.G. Wells

“Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My friends mess around with my friends—and my friends’ bikes. Sex with bicycles—that kind of love is just too fast for me. I’ll stick…

— Jarod Kintz

“I became a diligent condom carrier and when most subsequent lovers had the good fortune to lie under my grunting, sweaty mass, they were…

— Rob Delaney

“Some things are just like riding a bicycle; you jump on, pedal, and hope you don’t fall.”

— Henry Mosquera

“Let me tell you what I think of bicycling. I think it has done more to emancipate women than anything else in the world.…

— Susan B. Anthony

“After donning a condom,”

— Elle Casey

“Just do me a solid and keep condoms in your purse. Just in case.” “That doesn’t help me keep my legs closed around the…

— Kristen Proby

“Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.”

— Carroll Bryant