Quote by Jarod Kintz

“It takes everything I have not to karate chop him for asking such a dumb question.”

— Belle Aurora

“Karate, I get a real kick out of it. I would get a kick out of coffee, but I’ve got better ways of stirring,…

— Jarod Kintz

“Karate is like hand sanitizer. It needs...flow.”

— Dean Johnson

“Dialogue between two characters, each of them different forms of karate, might be a bit choppy.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Karate is many things, but mainly it's about synergy, ebb and flow, trial and error, action and reaction, rhythm of life, progress . . .”

— Soke behzad Ahmadi

“You talk so sweet I bet you have to suck on salt for half and hour to get the taste of sugar out of…

— Orson Scott Card

Always tryna chop it up but I ain't the karate kid.

— New Boyz

“You'll need lots of chips to go with that lot." "And salt too, ha ha." "Ha ha." "We aren't going around to other shops…

— Ben Aaronovitch

“Karate is not about techniques and their execution, but about boldness, integrity and fight for justice and common good”

— Soke Behzad Ahmadi

They try to chop it up but aint the karate kid.

— New Boyz

“I practice karate moves when I think nobody is watching. It’s all part of being a real American badass, I guess. Chicks dig it.…

— Jarod Kintz

“I'll eat your eyeballs with chopsticks.”

— Alexander Akyna