“Rather than eat a bag of chips, I'd rather munch on karate chops. Not only are they not as salty, but when… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. — Shane Koyczan Copy Share Image
“I don’t need a steak knife to cut my meat. That’s why karate chops were created. I’m like a butter knife, only… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I bought you a box of karate chops, but it could be dangerous to open it with a knife. And cats are… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
