Life Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I suggest you...Fuck." Even if it was an invitation, I doubt I would have been able to take her up on it just then.…

— Douglas Hulick

“You enjoyed your honeymoon?" Christ, she thought, when was someone going to ask if she'd enjoyed being fucked around the world and into outer…

— J.D. Robb

“Four years of sitting in your room reading, and now you're out here with the common folk," I say. "What did inspire you to…

— Will Leitch

“She told me she loved me. Most men wouldn’t know how to respond, but I did. What else could I say but, “Thanks, Grandma!”

— Jarod Kintz

“Jane to Cosmo-- So you're thinking, you know, 'WTF, I thought we were going to do the horizontal mambo, and she has /questions/?' But…

— Suzanne Brockmann

“Invite me in,” I said again. “I’m finding your confidence both appalling and appealing, and it’s a real mindfuck.” I”

— Megan Erickson

“Never turn down an invitation.”

— Mrs Bancroft

“Is there any man there that, say, would be pissed about this morning?” “Oh, you mean when my mouth was wrapped around that handsome…

— James Cox

“I am wonderful fun to talk to. I’m a consummate professional. People leave my parlor in states. You are here. It’s conversation-time. Shall we…

— David Foster Wallace

“My Grandmother says that love is like a bout of diarrhea, it needs neither an invitation nor privacy.”

— Dora Okeyo

“Maybe you should say something to her, man. Like what? You know what. Like, ‘Gosh, best buddy, I’ve fallen in love with you, and…

— Denise Hunter

“Oh, now don't act like the idea is so terrible. When you come down to it, what could be more romantic than a few…

— Joe Hill