Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Never spontaneously combust alone, or without a bag of marshmallows nearby.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I sometimes wish I could spontaneously combust. Burn until nothing but ash is left, to be washed away by the wind and the rain.” — A.B. Shepherd Copy Share Image
“And, instead of pelting these babbling idiots with their own freshly toasted marshmallows, everyone else sitting around the fire is often nodding and smiling… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Life is a bonfire where everyone else has brought marshmallows, and you—a stick.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“She’d been unaware that marshmallows were makable; she assumed they were put together in factory vats using chemicals and voodoo.” — Claire Sandy Copy Share Image
“We were gunpowder and one hell of a spark, and I wasn't about to test our combustibility. ~ Junk Miles” — Liz Reinhardt Copy Share Image
“It would be sad and wrong in so many ways to self-combust at this time.” — Suzanne Finnamore Copy Share Image
“There were times in life when nothing short of spitting fire would do.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
During the fire: 'Some of the drunker ones don't move. Some of them laugh. One person says, "Where's the marshmallows?" Mark slaps him across… — Pittacus Lore Copy Share Image
“I’m burning all the time. My pockets full of matches and lighters, the blue smoke crawling out like a skinny ghost from between my… — Matthew Dickman Copy Share Image
“I'm surprised you're not freaking." "I don't freak'" he said bluntly. "You kinda did when I burst into flames earlier." "You caught me by… — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
