Quote by Jarod Kintz

“That food was so bad I can't wait for it to become a turd and leave me.”

— Thomas McGuane

“It...whatever 'it' is, has swallowed me and I lie here in the pit of its cold dark stomach being eaten alive by its bile…

— Kellie Elmore

“Nothing good ever happens at lunch. The cafeteria is a giant sound stage where they film daily segments of Teenage Humiliation Rituals. And it…

— Laurie Halse Anderson

“No, you're not like me. You're better. A better person, a better goddamn everything. Now, eat your breakfast. And if you open your mouth…

— Rob Thurman

“Oh, but my stomach, she is like a waterbed covered in flannel. When I lie on my side in bed, my stomach lies politely…

— Anne Lamott

“me. His clothes were worse than mine, his lunch nonexistent. I never saw him eat. One”

— Tahereh Mafi

“Think hard about your stomach, the fullness of it, the possibility if more was introduced that it may need to purge some to fit…

— Kristen Ashley

“Listen, Tate. I want your mess. I want your clothes on my bedroom floor. I want your toothbrush in my bathroom. I want your…

— Colleen Hoover

“down the hallway. “Come back to your room; I got you some new clothes, and breakfast, too!” My stomach gurgled at the mention of…

— Melissa Giorgio

“You're sleeping next to me right now. You're all wrapped up in blankets, and you look like a delicious lady-sandwich. I might eat you…

— Kate Ellison

“I'm hungry for a juicy life. I lean out my window at night and I can taste it out there, just waiting for me.”

— Brigid Lowry

“After the waitress left, I rounded on him. “what, can’t I eat food?” “you could. Probably five or six whole bites before you had…

— Kalayna Price