Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““My cock is camouflaged. Check your bush.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“see what it is and that’s when I realize it's his cock. He never tucked himself back in his pants before riding off to… — Justine Elvira Copy Share Image
“Bushwhacked, I examine my hands. Same hands. Rings still there but no longer valid.” — Suzanne Finnamore Copy Share Image
“Thanks for cock blocking me.” I walked up to him, still naked and showing off my morning wood. “What are you my dick defender?”… — James Cox Copy Share Image
“It’s all right,” I said, spying what was inside his bag. “Went grocery shopping?” “I picked up a few things,” he said amicably, but… — Lori Toland Copy Share Image
“You think you are some fine predator? A swamp panther or coywolv?” He pretended to inspect her. “Where are your teeth and claws, girl?”… — Paolo Bacigalupi Copy Share Image
“The trick to saying the word cock , is to do it like you have one in your mouth.” — Geoffrey Knight Copy Share Image
“I don't know if you've ever been covered head to toe in prickle bush, but let me tell you, it's not a pleasant experience,… — Elizabeth Newton Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
