Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““My advice for a person who's just fallen out of a skyscraper window is, Flap your arms...faster.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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