Duck Quote by Jarod Kintz

Does a one-legged duck swim in circles?

— Rhodri Morgan

I find in the domestic duck that the bones of the wing weigh less and the bones of the leg more, in proportion to…

— Charles Darwin

I just spotted some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces.

— Patience

Sometimes we must jump over the ducks to get into the water.

— Sonny Long

How can you be dour when you have a tiny duck?

— Caitlin Kittredge

Hey, did somebody step on a duck?

— Rodney Dangerfield

I had a few ducks as a kid.

— Michael Leunig

I hate ducks. Don't know why. I just always have.

— Cassandra Clare

Have you seen a duck gliding smoothly on water? Does it ever look like it is paddling furiously underneath the surface? I don't have…

— Salman Khan

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quack like a duck, then it just may be a duck.

— Walter Reuther

If you want to fly with eagles, stop swimming with ducks.

— T. Harv Eker

The paper does not provide the exact number of penises eaten by ducks, but the author says there have been enough over the years…

— Mary Roach