Women lie Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Men lie to get laid, women lie about orgasms, and hermaphrodites lie to themselves. ”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Women lie
“But there is nothing men lie about so much as about their sexual life,...” — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
“The biggest lie women tell themselves about men: When I get what I want, I will be happy.” — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“Why is it that with women, some kink, some vulnerability of the sex, is always presumed to lie at the heart of things- as… — Anna Funder Copy Share Image
“Orgasms, for her, had been what she faked with a man and provided herself when she was alone,” — Linda Howard Copy Share Image
“Any woman who says she does not want to guide the actions of the man she loves is, in my opinion, lying.” — Phyllis T. Smith Copy Share Image
“The most unfair thing about sex is that men are almost always guaranteed an orgasm.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Sex. You can't lie to yourself sexually. If you don't want it, it's the most disgusting thing in the world.” — Kathy Acker Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
WOMEN lie about sex. It doesn't matter how many partners she says she's had before you. She's lying. — Richard Madeley Copy Share Image
Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies... a man's lie is, "I'm at Tony house, I was at Kenny house!" A woman… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I think that the biggest difference between men and women is that more men need to seek out some terrible lurking thing in… — Russell Hoban Copy Share Image
If I set out to sculpt a standing man and it becomes a lying woman, I know I am making art. — Henry Moore Copy Share Image
The world is large,” said Okonkwo. “I have even heard that in some tribes a man’s children belong to his wife and her family.”… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And behind their frail partitions Business women lie and soak, Seeing through the draughty skylight Flying clouds and railway smoke. Rest you there, poor… — John Betjeman Copy Share Image
You might as well say that the woman lies on top of the man when they are making the babies. — Chinua Achebe Copy Share Image
“But the problem is not really with God or his word. The problem is with us. The difficulties we have with those texts that… — Claire Smith Copy Share Image
The topic of trust is an important factor in all matters of the heart - and here's why. Men lie to women. Women lie… — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image