WOMEN lie about sex. It doesn't matter how many partners she says she's had before you. She's lying. — Richard Madeley Lying Copy Share Image
Your short-term memory really is shot! It must drive you nuts!! — Richard Madeley Memories Copy Share Image
YOU'RE just humming with sexual energy! Is it the fabric? Is it wearing tights? — Richard Madeley Energy Copy Share Image
That particular octopus committed suicide, didn't he? He stabbed himself with his own beak. — Richard Madeley Beaks Copy Share Image
When we first got together, one of the things me and Judy had in common was a passion for the correct use… — Richard Madeley Common Copy Share Image
