Quote by Jarod Kintz

I want to ride a unicorn.

— Jonathan Scott

“I’d rather ride a unicorn than a unicycle. But my enemies, they could all ride a unicycle with a horn instead of a seat.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I want to write a story about an asexual unicycle who refuses to let a unicorn ride it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A unicorn is a big horse that comes to a point, really”

— Terry Pratchett

“it's not a unicorn, it's a horse with a sword on its head that protects my hopes and dreams”

— John Dorian- scrubs

“Unicorns are man-eating monsters. They don't have wings, they aren't lavender or sparkly, and you could never catch one to ride without its goring…

— Diana Peterfreund

“I suppose I could understand it if men had simply forgotten unicorns, or if they had changed so that they hated all unicorns now…

— Peter S. Beagle

“Okay, fine! Since you don't listen to a goddamn thing I say anyway, here goes: I want a new bed in a big room…

— Addison Cain

“You see, the genetics of the corn used in those fritters are nothing like what Mother Nature originally created.”

— Jayson Lusk

“I think that if you have a horse, pegasus, qilin, or unicorn, you should sit on it! You should stroke its hair, whisper in…

— C. JoyBell C

“I briefly considered giving the Myerson kids the same lecture I’d given the other first graders on the playground: Unicorns are man-eating monsters. They…

— Diana Peterfreund

“The hero. The unicorn that turned out to be just a horse with a deformity on its head.”

— Katee Robert