Politics Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I want to keep politics out of my breakfast. Politics isn’t something I want in my eggs, no matter how scrambled I like them.”

— Jarod Kintz

“what came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken. That is how it got knocked up in the first place.”

— Teresa Mummert

“I put all my eggs in one basket, and then I jizzed all over them. I'm a natural politician.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The Chicken or the Egg? God created the chicken.”

— Gina Turner

“You can learn a lot about government from donkey balls.”

— John Green

“The chicken came first. Now, can we please move on?”

— Ron Brackin

“It all began with a bucket of eggs.”

— H.L. Stephens

“Politics had eaten away at people's heads until they in turn had begun to devour one another.”

— Basma Abdel Aziz

“His mouth formed an O with lips torn angry in laying duck's eggs from a chicken's rectum.”

— Nathanael West

“Shoving feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.”

— Brad Pitt

“So when you’re in doubt and feeling a little afraid, just do what Colonel Sanders did to his little chicken. He fried it.”

— Robert T. Kiyosaki

“The political brain is shaped like a peanut, only not as big.”

— Jarod Kintz