Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““If you’re at the bar trying to pick up women, remember: bend at the knees.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Grown women don’t get on their knees for boys, do they Cressida? So, you have a choice. You can tell me to get out… — Giana Darling Copy Share Image
“I need to go to the store and pick up some condoms. But first I need to pick up some women.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“All women look the same on their knees with their mouth wrapped around my cock.” — Roxy Sloane Copy Share Image
“Flopping down in the chair I had been seating in only moments ago, I put my elbows on my knees and dropped my head… — Jocelynn Drake Copy Share Image
“...the girl in front of me had the face of a woman that would bring men to their knees. Men just like me.” — Ella Frank Copy Share Image
“Those are the girls I want to meet in a bar on a Saturday night—not the kind I want answering my phones Monday morning.” — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“If girlfriends were knees, I'd love to have both of mine replaced. That way, it'd be easier to run around on them.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You’re not some woman I picked up in a bar, Chelsea. You’re not a one-night stand. Don’t sneak out on me.” — Rachel Gibson Copy Share Image
“It reminded me how, at work that week, there'd been a meeting when a client visited, a woman, and after she'd left the conference… — Rosecrans Baldwin Copy Share Image
“Women who were so skinny that their hip bones stuck out just pissed me off. If I wanted a bumpy ride I'd take my… — Bethany Lopez Copy Share Image
“Judging by how much time you spend staring at my legs, you know I’m all woman my friend.” — Amy Gregory Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
