Quote by Jarod Kintz

“The grass may be greener on the other side, but you still have to mow the lawn.”

— Robin Palmer

“The grass may be greener on the other side, but you still have to move the lawn.”

— Robin Palmer

“Because a perfect lawn means things are safe”

— Alex Lane

I mow my own lawn.

— Ron Reagan

It's even occurred to me, as a teeny little subversive whisper of a thought, that if we stop mowing the lawn right now, it…

— Barbara Ehrenreich

“You may not have the greenest yard, but you can take the shit you're given and fertilize your grass into something beautiful!”

— L.M. Fields

“Maybe it's a reminder from Henri that you're supposed to rake the lawn.”

— Pittacus Lore

We don't really believe in mowing the lawn; we do it only to avoid unnecessary engagement with the neighbors.

— Miranda July

Mowing your lawn is against nature.

— Rufus Wainwright

“Ask not the grass to give you green, and later walk all over it.”

— Anthony Liccione

“First you spend a lot of time and money making the grass grow, just so you can spend a lot of time and money…

— Lee Child

You don't mow another man's lawn!

— Billie Joe Armstrong