Lawn Quote by Alex Lane

“Our lawns manifest our cultural desire: they are static, they are artificial, and they are kept sexually immature.”

— Derrick Jensen

“You may not have the greenest yard, but you can take the shit you're given and fertilize your grass into something beautiful!”

— L.M. Fields

“The grass may be greener on the other side, but you still have to mow the lawn.”

— Robin Palmer

“The grass may be greener on the other side, but you still have to move the lawn.”

— Robin Palmer

“If you asked me to mow your lawn, I’d say sure—just as soon as you move your lawn directly above mine.”

— Jarod Kintz

“We realized that the version of the world [our parents] rendered for us was not the world they really believed in, and that for…

— Jeffrey Eugenides

“Weeds are job security for the gardener.”

— Barbara Kingsolver

“This idea comes to me that we're all grass blades on the same lawn. We've grown up together, shoulder to shoulder, under the same…

— Tim Tharp

“Grass is always greener on your side, just switch places with your neighbor.”

— Saru Singhal

“Fact: The grass is never actually greener on the other side.”

— Lindy Tsang

“A garden is a device for insuring that weeds don't become extinct”

— The Germinator

“She was thinking that the grass really could be greener on the other side of the fence. It depended on who wa standing in…

— Lynne Rae Perkins