Quote by Derrick Jensen

Another day it occurred to me that time as we know it doesn't exist in a lawn, since grass never dies or is allowed…

— Michael Pollan

“Because a perfect lawn means things are safe”

— Alex Lane

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule.

— Michael Pollan

“We realized that the version of the world [our parents] rendered for us was not the world they really believed in, and that for…

— Jeffrey Eugenides

“. . . every society that grows extensive lawns could produce all its food on the same area, using the same resources, and .…

— Bill Mollison

“It takes a special kind of personality to enjoy watching the grass grow.”

— Forrest Pritchard

“Mowing the lawn, I felt like I was battling the earth rather than working it; each week it sent forth a green army and…

— Michael Pollan

“The average lawn is an interesting beast: people plant it, then douse it with artificial fertilizers and dangerous pesticides to make it grow and…

— Michael Braungart

“This idea comes to me that we're all grass blades on the same lawn. We've grown up together, shoulder to shoulder, under the same…

— Tim Tharp

“You may not have the greenest yard, but you can take the shit you're given and fertilize your grass into something beautiful!”

— L.M. Fields

Mowing your lawn is against nature.

— Rufus Wainwright

“You're like crabgrass! Every time I turn around, you're on another part of the lawn!”

— Gordon Korman