Quote by Jarod Kintz

“This is another one that perplexes me. "Would you like your milk in a bag?" "No, I think it's fine inside that plastic jug,…

— Neil Leckman

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.

— Andy Rooney

“No principle ever filled anybody's milk bottle”

— Ayn Rand

“No milk. It is black coffee, pure but strong, that fortifies against the powers of darkness with which the world is filled.”

— Robert Aickman

“The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way—contributing 2% as I just sort of lay…

— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

“Glass half full, or glass half empty, what am I? The answer? I'm not the bloody glass, I'm the fucking tap! Meaning, whatever my…

— Jimmy Tudeski

“It's not the same thing: coffee without cream or coffee without milk. What you don't get is part of the identity of what you…

— Slavoj Žižek

“Half full, half empty, what the hell difference does it make? If there's something in the damn glass, drink it.”

— Nora Roberts

“There's no such thing as soy milk. It's just soy juice.”

— Lewis Black

“Human milk is like ice cream, penicillin, and the drug ecstasy all wrapped up in two pretty packages.”

— Florence Williams

“The cup is both half full and half empty; it has never been one or the other. Stop obsessing over a trivial point and…

— Richelle E. Goodrich

“I ask, ‘Is the cup half-empty or half-full?’ And when I ask that question, I am amazed at how many people have no cup.”

— Craig D. Lounsbrough