Love Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I think love is like a good cheese...you enjoy it when it's ripe and then forget about it”

— Catrina Davies

“I cut the cheese, and I cut the cheese. It’s stinky and tasty.
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— Jarod Kintz

“I could probably be into goats, sexy style, and [my mom] still wouldn’t use it against me. She’d want me to achieve whatever goat-wooing…

— Hannah Johnson

“What you wants with these goats anyway? Little or nothin. Good fresh milk. God’s best cheese. You have any other animals? said Suttree. Dog…

— Cormac McCarthy

“Would you agree with the statement: Love is a hamburger? If yes, would you like to add cheese for only 99 cents?”

— Jarod Kintz

“What can I say about love that’s never been said by me or anyone else? Well, sometimes love smells like my farts, after I…

— Jarod Kintz

“Sad day, my loves, a proper tragedy. But when the milk’s gone bad you might as well look forward to cheese, hmm?”

— Scott Lynch

“I'll pretty much try any cheese, but I have found that I prefer young goats and old cows. I don't like gray areas.”

— Nichole Robertson

“I fucken love cheese so much. I would stab a man in the belly for a pound of Roquefort. I will not stand by…

— Jonas Cannon

“We made love like I make grilled cheese sandwiches. I had no idea what I was doing, but she melted into me all the…

— Jarod Kintz

“You smell pretty tasty. Just what every girl wants to hear.”

— Caitlin Kittredge

“God doesn't start out tasting like tutti-frutti and end up tasting like stinky socks...Love is good and love tastes like good.”

— Catherine Toon