Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““If I wanted to eat leftovers, I wouldn’t have taken a dump in the Tupperware.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Tupperware? I don’t know. That’s what my mom did.” “Well, my mom had to bring bigger containers for food when the family ate outdoors.… — Maisey Yates Copy Share Image
“That food was so bad I can't wait for it to become a turd and leave me.” — Thomas McGuane Copy Share Image
“If you don’t learn to feed yourself, you wind up dumpster diving for someone else’s leftovers.” — Mark Hall Copy Share Image
“There were only two of us left for dinner, and that’s when I realized what I was: leftovers.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Yes, you are right! I am your leftover trash. I hope you know a bum got to eat too. I believe you were one… — Touaxia Vang Copy Share Image
“His broomish mustache hung over most of his mouth and was always littered with remnants of his last meal. Not crumbs. Enough to qualify… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
“I did not own any Tupperware, having no need of it until this point. I could go to a department store to purchase some.… — Gail Honeyman Copy Share Image
“But if she could be here, she probably wouldn’t be here. But that won’t stop me from ordering for two, and if I can’t… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I tore the crusts off my grilled cheese sandwich and set them aside to throw out for the birds. Their motives were pure --… — Laura Wiess Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
