Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I wonder if babies could be made more efficiently on a conveyer belt.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“You know what the great thing about babies is? They are like little bundles of hope. Like the future in a basket.” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“Shit...I don't know anything about babies. I mean, I literally know nothing. I'll be a terrible father. oh my God, I asked you to… — Kimberly Lauren Copy Share Image
“The most interesting thing about babies is that they are so enormously interested; the most wonderful thing about them is their infinite capacity for… — Alison Gopnik Copy Share Image
“He puts the chain with the locket around my neck, then rests his hand over the spot where our baby would be. “You’re going… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“She may not be able to teach the baby how to cook, but she could teach the child how to shoot a gun and… — Kathleen Brooks Copy Share Image
“On the drive home I continue to try and jar the fetus loose with more abrupt driving maneuvers.” — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
“Alas! It seems to me that when one is as good as this at dissecting children who are to born, one can’t stiffen up… — Gustave Flaubert Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
