Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I sent her a picture of an empty dinner plate, and the text said, Thinking of you.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“God! She was tempted to take a picture of her middle finger and send it back. Her fingers flew across the screen. Heading to… — Brigid Kemmerer Copy Share Image
“I invited my girlfriend over and made her dinner. I didn’t cook, but I did eat her.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“She glanced down at the contents of her plate. Just tell him what it is. Simple. Look at it and say what it is.… — Kelly Creagh Copy Share Image
“You don't scare me." "Really?" She stared at me over the sharp frame of her glasses. "Well maybe a little," I admitted. "Sometimes." "Escellent.No… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“She remembers reaching into her schoolbag for the letter the way you reach for a second piece of cake if it remains on the… — Elizabeth Hay Copy Share Image
“Her phone lay on the table, so I picked it up, turned on the camera, made a stupid face, and snapped a picture. “What… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“i told him to enjoy dinner and have a nice life. then i looked at her and told her she could have my leftovers… — Emma Nichols Copy Share Image
“lean against the wall next to her desk. “So, I have to eat dinner again tonight. Just like last week. And the week before… — Vivian Arend Copy Share Image
“Those images were the world, and it stewed in her as she sat with the lovely books and their manicured titles. It brewed in… — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
“Make a picture in your mind.” She then asks, “How many of you do that? Karla, your hand went up really quickly. Would you… — Peter H. Johnston Copy Share Image
“Elsie eyed him puzzledly, and then offered, "Would you like to see my plate?” — Naomi Novik Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
