Old school Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I’m in my junior year but I can’t take it anymore. The beige walls, the scent of linoleum and used lockers, the shrill bell…

— Diana Abu-Jaber

“room, clean the dishes, take a bath, or worst, they may even try to homeschool me! I”

— Zack Zombie

“It’s great that Mommy and Daddy did all that uncool work, so you could sit in your air-conditioned classroom and shit all over them,…

— Greg Gutfeld

“I go to the bathroom. All my life I have been an orphan and an only child. Now I come from a big noisy…

— Jeanette Winterson

“bath, or worst, they may even try to homeschool me!”

— Zack Zombie

“The first few weeks of school were always surreal, like you landed on an alien planet with strange teachers and unfamiliar classrooms, even though…

— S.M. Stevens

“In the end we remember all the students we've gone to school with and invite them to our homes only to find out that…

— Thomas Bernhard

“I remember in elementary school, Mother used to write my name on every single pair of my underwear. I guess she did that so…

— Jarod Kintz

“I've always been a student of this life, not a teacher. More of a sponge than a fountain.”

— Louis Chunovic

“I’ve become one of those parents who demand their children go to the bathroom. “But I don’t have to.” “Well, go anyway.”

— Jim Gaffigan

“There are lots of great teachers and speakers - you'll just need to find one who will dress up, clean up, and shut up,…

— Brené Brown

“In our thirteen houses, I have made every mistake. It’s been the best education I could have asked for. If I’d never tried, my…

— Myquillyn Smith