Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Crime is for poor people. You don't need to rob the bank if you own it.”

— Josh Lieb

“The opportunity makes the thief.”

— Stieg Larsson

“Yes, you must be very careful around thieves. They have the swiftest of hands. They can steal your underwear right off you and you…

— Steve the Noob

“Am I still a thief if I put it all back and no one ever knows?”

— George R.R. Martin

“it strikes me that the whole world runs on theft of one kind or another.”

— Chris Priestley

“What a mess this was. Robbers too stupid to ask for money, and a victim too stupid to pretend that she didn't have any.”

— Kathleen Gilles Seidel

“Having been born to wealth, stealing doesn’t fret me as much as it does him.”

— Robert A. Heinlein

I'm a thief. I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers.

— J. B. Smoove

“Everybody steals in commerce and industry. I've stolen a lot myself. But I know how to steal”

— Thomas Edison

“I didn’t steal it—I swear! Oh, as if things never fall into your pocket!”

— Kresley Cole

“No one likes a poor thief.”

— Terry Pratchett

“If I shake your hand, will I get my fingerprints all over your fingertips? I hope not. Otherwise the crime scene, and the shaft…

— Jarod Kintz