Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I’m a thief, because I stole her heart. That’s so cheesy that I had to end it with nachos.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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