Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I love conducting double blind experiments with unsuspecting peeping Toms.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Well, some men learn by listening, some read, some observe and analyze — and some of us just have to pee on the electric fence.” — Spider Robinson Copy Share Image
“When I write my book I'm going to tell people that if they happen to forget their wide-mouth jar, they should pee far enough… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“Namely, when asked to pee on a person, shouldn't you make absolutely sure you've heard correctly?” — Sara Barron Copy Share Image
Show me a congenital eavesdropper with the instincts of a Peeping Tom and I will show you the making of a dramatist. — Kenneth Tynan Copy Share Image
“You can watch me pee! It's okay! Here look, I'm peeing! I'm peeing! You can stop uprooting yourself.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I wear sunglasses while I urinate, and pretend that my pee is a solar laser beam that will cut through my pants and… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I have extremely great aim when it comes to peeing. I can, for instance, manage to not splash a single drop on the rim… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
