Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I like wearing earmuffs. They keep my balls warm.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I wear my cool on the inside; that's why my hands are always so cold.” — Dia Reeves Copy Share Image
“I listen better with earplugs in, so I can see what your body is really saying.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Having seen you naked, I should demand that the only thing you wear in my presence from now on are these earrings. Anything else… — Sylvain Reynard Copy Share Image
“Earwax is nothing more than sound boogers. I’m too congested to hear anything but I love you. Not that I expect you to flick… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Spence, I don't have balls. Good thing, too, because they'd look terrible in the lingerie I'm wearing.” — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
“I feel like grabbing my crotch and checking to see if my balls are still there because I think they may be in her… — Katja Millay Copy Share Image
“Female high schoolers in underwear and cat's ears are what I find hot!” — NisiOisiN Copy Share Image
“It took a minute of staring before I realized that I had on only my mom-purchased fancy bra and panties. I jerked the covers… — Robyn Jones Copy Share Image
“Covers me, he lowers To whisper in my ear. Tucks me in, I wear This warm blanket of dark paradise, And my chest is… — Bri Miller Copy Share Image
“I remember thinking to myself that if I ever reached a point in my life where I had to walk to get exercise, it… — Jim Wendler Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
