Protect your heart Quote by Jarod Kintz

I wear my heart like a blanket for you and whenever you're cold I'll wrap you in it to keep you warm

— Anonymous

“A blanket could be used to keep people warm. But take it from me: you want to freeze those dead bodies as soon as…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to help acclimate your body for your after death experience. Hell is hot, so you’d better warm up first.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to keep your body warm. After all, your body starts cooling off rapidly once you die. But don’t worry,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to put out a fire. Unless that fire is in your heart, and you simply refuse to give up…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket, as the epitome of warmth, could be used to stop colds. Also, sex with me might be the surest way to prevent…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cause global warming. If you don’t want to future generations to die, I’d recommend shivering in your bare…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to reduce the weight of love, by exactly one person. It’s a cold world out there. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to smother a fire—but not the fire that burns in my heart for you. Or perhaps that’s merely heartburn,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to keep an iceberg warm. People are so selfish and want to stop global warming. Well, if you were…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to show love, by providing warmth, comfort, and an itchiness of desire that cannot be satisfied by a single…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a distress symbol. You’ll know I’m in danger and in need of rescue, because I’ll be asleep and…

— Jarod Kintz