Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I haven’t the faintest idea how babies are born, probably because I fainted on the day I was born.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Ever since the day I came out of the womb, I’ve had impeccable timing. For example, I somehow managed to be born on the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I think that I was born on a day God was fast asleep. And whatever happened after my birth was nothing but dreamless ignorance.” — F. Sionil José Copy Share Image
“I don't remember much about being born but I hear it's quite a traumatic experience.” — Phil Wohl Copy Share Image
“Had you not been born, you would not know that it is like to be alive, and without life, death is impossible to understand.” — Keith Donohue Copy Share Image
“A new Born Baby is a miracle who brings everyone to be speechless before the Creator, and makes a mother to forget all pains… — Bruce Mbanzabugabo Copy Share Image
“you don’t die because you were never born. You had just forgotten who you are.” — Alan Wilson Watts Copy Share Image
“It is not always easy for us to distinguish between a moment of dying and a moment of new birth.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You are pregnant with possibilities! Give birth now and be powerful.” — Anyaele Sam Chiyson Copy Share Image
“I had no idea how we were going to figure this out. but women had been having babies since the beginning of time without… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“A fortunate birth, in other words, is a shock absorber." -The Thought Experiment” — George Saunders Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image