Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I don't like socks or shoes. I really don't like socks but I wear them in my house because I can slide on my…

— Blake Lewis

“I hate it when I go shopping and leave my wallet at home, in my pants, along with my underwear.”

— Jarod Kintz

“She is so feisty I can’t decide if I want to squeeze her throat and watch her eyes gloss over with tears, or rip…

— Ker Dukey

“Your ego is gushing all over me and getting my favorite shoes dirty.”

— Nicole Williams

“I think that your sister is awful. I think it's disgusting-a woman acting like a grease-monkey and posing around like a big executive. It's…

— Ayn Rand

“My sock cut off my circulation, my uniform sweater itched, and my underwear seemed to be staging some sort of revolt to make me…

— Jenny B. Jones

“Can Flo come? She has so many clothes I really want her to get rid of.' I laugh. Flo's clothes are so funny. She…

— Dawn O'Porter

“It’s important that my socks match. I don’t want anything that distracts from my sock puppet show. Quiet, now! Show starts in ten seconds.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Have you guys ever thought about the fact that socks are like the donut holes of underpants?”

— Travis McElroy

“I promise to tidy up before company arrives, wouldn't want my socks and daydreams all over the carpet”

— Sarah Kay

“On Sunday morning I put on jeans, changed into a denim dress, then back into jeans again, feeling stupid. I can get into a…

— Barbara Kingsolver

“But I hate socks.' I do, especially sleeping in them. They always come half-off in the middle of the night, and why? What kind…

— Francesca Serritella