Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I’d punch a guy that likes a girl 16 years younger. Especially if that guy was 18 years old.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“When a man gets older, if he’s smart, he likes his women older, too.” — Steve Dublanica Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
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“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
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“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
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