Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I can’t offer you anything to drink, but I can offer you an excuse. Would you like ice with it?”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“There was enough ice.So I thought. For my drink.When I used it all,I cut her heart out and used it instead.I never ran out… — Mrinaal Copy Share Image
“More drinking, less flirting,” he said. “Or so help me I’ll throw ice at you.” — Devon Monk Copy Share Image
“I actually wanted a drink, besides feeling that I had to have a drink.” — Alcoholics Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It's as though we had asked to have ice cubes in our wine, like, "Ick, who are you?” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Okay, cool. I actually don’t eat breakfast. I’d love some orange juice, though, if you have any.”“In the icebox.”Icebox? Who says icebox anymore? “Thanks.” — Julie Reece Copy Share Image
“If I offer you a glass of water, and bring back a cup of ice, I’m trying to teach you patience. And also that… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If you come to me with a cup that is already full, how can you expect me to give you something to drink?” — Dave Hoover Copy Share Image
“Of course not," she snapped. "I'm only thirsty. Would you play the gallant and find me a glass of lemonade?" "I assume 'lemonade' is… — Victoria Dahl Copy Share Image
“No thank you,” I said. “I don’t want to accept a drink from you, because then I would be obliged to purchase one for… — Gail Honeyman Copy Share Image
“You can describe me as a Ice cream! I'm cold.. But, you know.. Ice cream is very sweet.” — Hanako Ishii Copy Share Image
“Shut up. I'm drunk and I'm trying to confess, so just let me do it, okay?” — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image