Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I am submitting two pieces to be excluded in your show. Thank you for your inconsideration.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Away and mark the time with fairest show, False face must hide what false heart doth know.” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“I give up, sweetheart. Just answer the questions and try not to let the audience see how openly you despise them.” — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“Don’t participate or allow yourself to be dragged into other people’s dramas, complaints, or gossip.” — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
“Are you content? If so, you can afford to ignore the condemnation of the crowd.” — Daniel Keyes Copy Share Image
“it is what you are striving for which is important, not how you appear.” — Michael Newton Copy Share Image
“You have been marking the passages that seem to approve of your own character.” — Virgina Woolf Copy Share Image
“The great thing about being ignored is that you can speak the truth with impunity.” — Steve Aylett Copy Share Image
“I don't acknowledge the responsibility you're trying to make me feel.” — Rhiannon Lassiter Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image