Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I added five shots to my coffee, because that’s all the bullets my magazine can hold.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“When I go house hunting, I use a rather large gun. You should see me fish for the best tasting Starbucks coffee. Oh, and… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“He took out the sidearm. Thumbed the magazine release. A full load, hollow-points. Body armor would stop them, but if they hit flesh, they’d… — Marcus Sakey Copy Share Image
“Good thing in this business is that you just have to make one big shot and that’s enough to make you forget 9 other… — Guy Zucker Copy Share Image
“You've run a lot of risks, and gone to a lot of work, and all to turn me into a bullet for your gun.… — Emma Bull Copy Share Image
“Bullets is worth more than food, the girl said, and we can’t eat gunstock.” — Samuel Snoek-Brown Copy Share Image
“Then I fired four more times at the motionless body where the bullets lodged without leaving a trace. And it was like knocking four… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
“However, if the long shot is your only shot, then you have to take it.” — Nicola Yoon Copy Share Image
“And I fired four more times at a lifeless body and the bullets sank in without leaving a mark. And it was like giving… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
“I drink coffee like other men play basketball. I drink like a woman, and that’s why I use a slightly smaller ball.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
