Birthday Quote by Jarod Kintz

“How many birthdays can you fit in your lifetime? If you answered "All of them," you should have your genitals ripped out from underneath…

— Jarod Kintz

“I spend long, long time in shoe box.”

— Simon Rich

“A single day in my own shoe that is comfortable for me is better than 365 days in someone else's shoes that does not…

— Israelmore Ayivor

“Happy birthday to me. Twenty-four. Mid-twenties. Yay. I guess I have one year of youth left. At least I can round out twenty-four to…

— Caspar Vega

“Birthdays are just personalized New Years.”

— Josh Henderson

“You can’t be a person without a birthday, they seemed to say.”

— Tara Westover

“I got you a birthday present. The box is the exact same size as a coffin.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Birthdays should come every day. Especially when you missed so many as a kid.”

— Kate Angell

“You share a birthday with at least nine million other people in the world.”

— Noel Botham

“Birthday is the day to take a pause and live the day for yourself. It’s a day to look back at the miles (years)…

— Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma

“Even if the shoe fits, that doesn't mean I'm going to wear it; I don't want to wear somebody else's smelly old shoe. I'd…

— Toni Sorenson

“to be honest, a birthday is just another day. all that is happening is you getting older.”

— Aiiden+⊹