Life Quote by Jarod Kintz

“My mother didn't try to stab my father until I was six.”

— Alan Alda

“My grandpa died yesterday. I ought to know, because I shot him. So come, join me in the fight against patricide by killing your…

— Jarod Kintz

“His grandparents lived on an old farm. Like he should have considered that psycho teenage girls might be leaving tainted steaks for his dog…

— Brigid Kemmerer

“I die every day. Each new day waits for me with a sharp shining knife in one hand and a mocking grin on his…

— Hala Alzaghal

“Life's nothing but the beating you take before you die. And I've died so many times already. Killed and lost so much. The remains.”

— K.W. Jeter

“As a child he had often thought of killing himself, but those were sentimental reveries born a wish to punish his father and mother…

— Truman Capote

“Oh, certainly, death, sudden and violent, was a good way to foil his implacable enemies, who seemed to be pursuing him with some incomprehensible…

— Alexandre Dumas

“Once inside, I stirred the banked coals of the brazier to sullen life. It did nothing to ease the chill that gripped my bones.…

— Lesley Livingston

“I wanted to make sure you were fine...and that he was okay, too. You didn't, like, stab the boy, did you? I mean, I…

— Kody Keplinger

“It is brutal. Only I never could see the sense in having folks look at your tombstone and say, 'He was a man who…

— Louis L'Amour

“Like I say, I killed a man or two but I'm no thief. My ma raised me better.”

— Louis L'Amour

“Do not act as if you had ten thousand years to throw away. Death stands at your elbow. Be good for something while you…

— Marcus Aurelius