Good life Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A chicken ran by. Did you see it?” her grandmother said.”

— Shewanda Pugh

“than anyone in the country.” I didn’t care how many deals Grandpa cooked up. He was still the best grandpa in the whole wide…

— Wilson Rawls

“I am much bigger than the average chicken, and furthermore I was armed with a rolling pin and kitchen knife. As a matter of…

— Auberon Waugh

“. . . distant as the death of grocery chickens.”

— Rodney Jones

“My grandpa used to say, “If worms had guns birds wouldn’t fuck with them.”

— T.W. Brown

“Grandpa Hates the Bird”

— Eve Yohalem

“He ordered a family pack of chicken, and sat and finished it off without any help from anyone else in his family.”

— Neil Gaiman

“Terrible accident; body parts was everywhere—-fingers, toes, wings, beaks. Ambulance people tried to scoop him all up, but apparently it ain’t so easy as…

— R.J. Leahy

“It was my job not just to pluck the chickens but to eviscerate them. I hated that part. Nauseating and disgusting, but it had…

— Philip Roth

“Wil ate without enthusiasm. His bacon tasted like nothing. Like a dead animal, fried. His eggs, aborted chickens.”

— Max Barry

“Some men ease themselves like setting hens into the nest of death.”

— John Steinbeck

“The chickens look so plump and contented even in death that you imagine they offered themselves up for sacrifice proudly, after competing among themselves…

— Elizabeth Gilbert