Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Dinner is served. It’s chicken lo mein. Oh and by the way, your cat is missing.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I've eaten cat food before. Of course, the menu listed it as "Chicken Lo Mein.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s a can of cat food and a spoon on the floor somewhere. Take it out back and bang on it. My cat’s still… — Robert Dugoni Copy Share Image
“There was fried chicken in the litter box, so I helped myself and took a shit. I am a cat lover and a fan… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I’ve gone astray. It’s better to cook with a stray than eat your own cat.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If love had four legs and fur, would you try to pet it, chase it, or serve it up as chicken lo mein? My… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Cats don’t care if you’re there or not as long as there’s food in their bowl.” — M.E. Rhines Copy Share Image
“I haven’t been avoiding you,” “You’re lying. The last time we were both at dinner, you got up in the middle of Mom’s fajita… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“The chef grabs the guy's wife/girlfriend by the hair, bashes her down on the table, and slams the meat cleaver into the back of… — Jeff Strand Copy Share Image
“Maybe the cat has fallen into the stew, or the lettuce has frozen, or the cake has collapsed. Eh bien, tant pis. Usually one's… — Julia Child Copy Share Image
“Put that out,' she says to Gabe, and he takes the cat from her and puts it on the other side of the door.… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
