Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Cap’n just jumped on the bed and says we should take a nap. And who am I to argue?”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Listen to Mr. Complacency long enough and he'll convince you that what you really, really need is a nap.” — Alex and Brett Harris Copy Share Image
“I’m tired and bitchy and all I want is some sleep so cuddle your ass up with me or so help me I will… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
“Is the only reason you get out of bed because you can’t sleep anymore? I’m like that sometimes.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Don’t bother to argue. We’re both going to have nightmares. You will be in my bed and in my arms when that happens.” — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“When you're asleep, no one asks you to do anything. No one expects anything of you. And you don't have to face any of… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
