Balloon Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I need your help. Hold this water balloon while I pee in it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m building a hot air balloon out of my love for you. I’m starting with the hot air, and then I’m going to surround…

— Jarod Kintz

I want to ride in a cold air balloon. "This isn't going anywhere!"

— Mitch Hedberg

“Up there in the sky. Don’t you see him? No, not the moon. The Man in the Moon. He wasn’t always a man. Nor…

— William Joyce

We have a secret project at Third Man where we want to have the first vinyl record played in outer space. We want to…

— Jack White

A man should have duties outside of himself; without them, he is a mere balloon, inflated with thin egotism and drifting nowhere.

— Thomas Bailey Aldrich

I should call people back more readily. I'm not the best friend sometimes in terms of that. I do follow that white balloon and…

— Peter Dinklage

The balloon seems to stand still in the air while the earth flies past underneath.

— Alberto Santos-Dumont

Imagination is to love what gas is to the balloon-that which raises it from earth.

— Letitia Elizabeth Landon

“We are not in a mincing lady's boudoir; we are, as it were, two abstract beings in a balloon, who have met in order…

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Let go of it, as if it's a balloon.

— Amber Hope

Five runs with two outs is tough to take. It sure took the air out of our balloon.

— Mike Hargrove