American flag Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““A zebra has stripes, the American flag has stripes, and I have an erection. Coincidence?”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare American flag
“It was an unfortunate coincidence that despite the new television set's perfect rendition of color the first show that came on was all about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He asked me if the alligator was a national symbol of the United States, because you saw them everywhere on people's shirts, just above… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“I’m only 33% patriotic, because I don’t bleed red, white, and blue. I only bleed red. But I pee white and my balls are… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Unlike the American Stars and Stripes or the British Union Jack, it has no particularly exciting or symbolic history.” — Christina Johansson Robinowitz Copy Share Image
“That had to be the answer. When you heard hoofbeats, you didn't think zebras.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“And who decided which people wore the striped pajamas and which people wore the uniforms?” — John Boyne Copy Share Image
“If you're ashamed to stand by your colours, you better seek for another flag.” — Mokhtar Dahari Copy Share Image
Actually, if you could see close in my eyes, the American flag is waving in both of them and up my spine is growing… — Walt Disney Copy Share Image
“It seems whenever we get too high hat and too sophisticated for flag-waving some thug nation comes along and decides we're a pushover all… — George M. Cohan Copy Share Image
“The significance of the rose? I thought. Who gives a shit? What's the significance of the white tulips? That was a question worth answering.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It wasn't [Barack] Obama per se; it was the feeling on the ground; it was seeing an old black woman in a wheelchair being wheeled by her son waving a big American flag, and then seeing a guy with his baby in his arms saying, "I didn't want her to miss tonight! I wanted to be able to tell her!"… — Bill Ayers Copy Share
I wrote the script of Patton. I had this very bizarre opening where he stands up in front of an American flag and gives… — Francis Ford Coppola Copy Share Image
Is burning an American flag a disgusting, reprehensible act? Yes, it absolutely is, and I would tell that to the face of absolutely anyone… — Kat Timpf Copy Share Image
“America is the wealthiest nation on Earth, but its people are mainly poor, and poor Americans are urged to hate themselves. To quote the American humorist Kin Hubbard, 'It ain’t no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.' It is in fact a crime for an American to be poor, even though America is a nation of… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share
Colin Kaepernick is the latest professional athlete to spark a national debate about the meaning behind the American flag and the national anthem. — Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf Copy Share Image
“The British government in 1807 had issued the “Orders in Council,” which enforced a naval blockade against France, and with a shortage of seamen to man the Royal Navy, Britain also felt justified in stopping and sometimes firing on ships flying the American flag in the name of apprehending escaped British sailors. The other main cause of war was distress… — Charles River Editors Copy Share
Instead of candidates hiring people, like yours truly, to create campaign media that works on both conscious and subconscious levels to sway the voting… — Ron Howard Copy Share Image
The American flag is an enduring symbol of liberty, democracy, and justice. It is fitting that the House act to protect it as we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The night of September the 14th, 1814, saw heavy bombardment of Baltimore by the British. Despite this, the next morning, the large American flag was still flying undamaged over Fort McHenry. Such a sight made lawyer Francis Scott Key feel extremely patriotic, and he wrote four verses called Defence of Fort McHenry, which he set to the music of To… — Jack Goldstein Copy Share
“Superman – Moses in a costume, with his underpants on the outside. Captain America – the poster boy of the mad American patriot. Wonder Woman wore a bathing suit bearing the American flag. She was as beautiful as Aphrodite, as wise as Athena, as strong as Hercules, and as swift and as great a warrior as Diana. Superheroes fought enemy… — David Sinclair Copy Share
“The bold colors of the American flag stood out over her husband’s coffin. Colors of honor. Colors of freedom. Colors of sacrifice. She’d never… — Lindsay Cross Copy Share Image