Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““A telephone cord used to make an excellent leash on people. Now metal chains work better.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“But once upon a time - that would be our time - a telephone cord seemed like nothing less than a lifeline. It was… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“He promised all those things men promise when they are far away and can feel the phone lines stretching too tight, the wires and… — Salvador Plascencia Copy Share Image
“There are smiles that actually travel along telephone wires, although no engineer at Bell Laboratories could explain how it works.” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“Chains (other than the ones we all learned to make out of strips of colored paper in kindergarten I suppose) are strong. We use… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“I go out on the side of a hill, maybe hunting deer, and sit there and see the shadow of night coming over the… — James Dickey Copy Share Image
“You can never tell how you sound over the phone, that evil piece of machinery, and I would stop using one, we all would,… — Brock Clarke Copy Share Image
“Like a cord between us, it binds me to you, where you go I must then follow!” — Alexia Purdy Copy Share Image
“It’s very sad. There are no bike-riding federal contract attorneys in my apartment.” If my phone had a cord, I would be twirling it… — Mary Ann Rivers Copy Share Image
“He finally got off the chain that was in his head: do you see that, honey? The chain in his head was stronger than… — Vicki Lane Copy Share Image
“I missed the good old days when phones were sturdy enough to be pounded for emphasis.” — Kathy Bryson Copy Share Image
“Do you know what is our problem? We know everything about our weapons, but we know nothing about how to use a telephone.” — Asne Seierstad Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
