Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a substitute for the steak my mother-in-law just cooked me. And I asked for medium rare. I wonder…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a cock block. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to cut things. The duller the object, the sharper the user has to be to make it work.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to keep your sandwich pressed down, so your meat doesn't spill out.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to satisfy your hunger—and satisfy my curiosity.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like a duck could be used like a cat. My duck soup is meowing to be manhandled by a…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as food for thought. Every politician should chew on that.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a patsy in a murder plot.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as bait for the vampire shark. Since nobody’s ever seen a vampire shark, let alone caught one, I think…

— Jarod Kintz

“I don’t need a steak knife to cut my meat. That’s why karate chops were created. I’m like a butter knife, only slightly less…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used in a smash and grab. Well, at least in the smashing aspect. A blanket would be more suited to…

— Jarod Kintz